Sacred Reaper Writings

and other simple endeavors


I wish I could find somebody who is willing to sneak out with me in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and just lay on the roof of the car and stare at the stars and just share with each other everything that we were too afraid to share with anyone else

wow i literally do this when i’m bored

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yes you can i just found out today that I’m gay you tell me how my heart was feeling that for 19 years and didnt tell me

yes you can i just found out today that I’m gay you tell me how my heart was feeling that for 19 years and didnt tell me

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Puppy’s First Visit To The Beach Will Make All Other Dog Photos Out There Irrelevant

This little fella’s name is Champ. He’s a 9-week-old golden retriever that went to the beach for the first time in Hagar Township on Lake Michigan.

Photograher Patrick Holthof


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I Was Planning on Doing My Homework on Friday But I Waited Until Sunday and Now I’m Really Stressed Out and Overwhelmed But I Still Haven’t Learned My Lesson, a thrilling autobiography

Literally the reason I’m on tumblr right now. :/

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Aw girl send that grandma a nice birthday card filled with cute things like smilies and “I love you” over and over and cute kitties and puppies.

Grandmas love that shit.

Right? Right??

The cuteness would kill her, maybe I’ll call her instead…

Well, gonna be honest, if she were dead this wouldn’t be a problem.  a call would probably be just as appreciated.

Je suis très terrible.


For new people: Guy makes Mario video which is impossible to watch. I decide to help him by reading “On Liberty” and helpfully letting you know when he reloads a savestate.

the most important piece of modern art on youtube

OMG noooo

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How English sounds to non-English speakers

English speakers, I assure you that this is very accurate! I can understand English much better now, but this is pretty much what I was able to get when I started to slowly learn your language: I suppose it’s normal, but I could just understand sentences like “yeah sure” (or “fucking asshole”, since swear words are always the easier to learn) and an occasional word here and there.

I wonder how much they studied to be able to build this little movie, because it’s really impressive and well done!


This is so good omg

But I’m pretty sure that music is French, just sayin’.

Also, my brain kept trying to understand what they were saying. It was trying so hard.

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